Monday, November 24, 2008

Piedra

I finally got to meet Sweetie Pedie! She was born at 12:09 this morning, and she is so beautiful and tiny. Her full name is Piedra Sage Jones, and she is named after the prettiest canyon in Colorado (I suggested Piedra Obama Jones, but I like Sage, too). She is very vocal and makes squawks and sighs to Gretchen nonstop, and Dennis said she sounds like a squeaky toy. She has those tiny fingers and toes that always remind me of a tree frog for some reason. Dennis also said she makes old man faces, because she scrunches her face up like potato. She looks like her parents. Gretchen was on the phone with her sister in Africa, and Dennis was changing her diaper, and Piedra was not happy so she started bawling, and Dennis said, "Well, she is real," and I said, "Yes, she is very real."
You can't see her very well in the pictures — she's just a tiny head poking out of the blankets — but the photos are great anyway (visit their blog soon for updates and more photos; with a professional photographer as a father, Piedra had better get used to having her picture taken). None of us could decide what to do with our glasses, so they're in various states of disarray. My favorite is the one where G is taking off her glasses; she looks like a librarian studying Pedie: 


Meeting Piedra for the first time made me think about the day Emmy was born. I remember the dish of hard candy in my mom's hospital room. My parents have always told me that since I was a C-section baby, I didn't cry at all when I was born. I just looked around at everyone. But not Emmy. Emmy screamed and screamed and screamed, and her head was lopsided, and her face was red and angry. Sometimes my parents still tease her about this. Even though she's cuter than me now, newborn-wise, I'm the winner. 
I remember even earlier than that day, too; I was lying stretched across the coffee table (kids are weird), and my mom was sitting on the floor in front of the fireplace, which was made from big blue bricks and looked like some ice furniture from the White Witch's castle. She told me that I was going to have a baby sister. I don't remember what my reply was, but I remember thinking something like, "WHY?"Also, I remember my dad asking me which name I liked best for the baby: Emmalynn or Emmaline. (My mom was reading Anne of Green Gables). I wanted to name her Lacey, but my input was ignored, because she became Emmalynn. Obviously. In retrospect, I'm glad they didn't let their less-than-three-year-old choose a name, because Lacey is a hideous name, like if I named my daughter Doily or Tea Cozy.
When I was five, we adopted a puppy, and I insisted on naming her Lacey. She slept in a box with blankets, and my dad put a clock in the box so it would sound like her mother's heartbeat. I remember I thought that was so odd, that her mom's heartbeat was folded up with all the cogs and gears of the clock. I pretended Lacey was my baby, and I swaddled her and held her against my chest so she could hear my real, ticking heart, not the strange cogheart.
Whoops, tangent. Anyway, welcome to the world, Baby Jones! Piedra's a lucky girl to be brought into the world by such amazing and loving people. Also, she's lucky to have such brave parents, because I think so much courage and faith brought Dennis and Gretchen together. I'm not just talking about the note Gretchen wrote Dennis, or Dennis moving to Maine, but the fact that they both acknowledged wholeheartedly that they were made for each other. Because that's a terrifying thing to do, to tell someone how you feel, and give them your heart. It's the second scariest thing in the world (after velociraptors). But obviously worth it.  
I love all three of you. And please tell Shelby that Pedie is NOT a squeaky toy.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Muttnik



Muttnik

As she burned, immolated inside Sputnik II, 
Laika barked out warnings to the dogs 
tied up in snowy fields below
whose owners loved furniture more, 
and the dogs raised muzzles to the stars 
with nothing to keep them company 
but the moon overhead and their own long howling.

I'm reading Sputnik Sweetheart, and it reminded me of my ol' friend Laika. I've always thought Roxie looks a bit like Laika. Well, I guess more like the dog who is Laika in that one video. On a side note, I hope the Obamas rescue a shelter dog.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

that's right, touch it, it's called girlface!

Thank you, Slog, for introducing me to the wonders of dubbing over soap opera footage. Deven Green, you're right up there with Brad Neely. 

Sunday, November 9, 2008

gone

RIP hard drive. All of my writing from May 2007 to present is gone, lost to that ephemeral world where I imagine all digitally-trashed files go. I haven't yet decided if I want to pay $300-900 to recover my files (eeew, are you crazy, Mr. Mac Shack guy!?), as all of my music, pictures, and older stories were safely tucked away on Em's external. (Speaking of older stories, why did I write so many poems about giraffes in 2006? Mystery)! 

So I guess the only things *really* gone are my newer stories and poems and that one weird file labeled simply "various" that contained mostly funny pictures/videos/etc I've gleaned from the webs (so long, photos of cats dressed in Harry Potter scarves and videos of singing muppets). 

I cried on Friday in the Mac store when I found out it was all gone. Lesson learned. My new hard drive will be guarded more stringently than Minas Freaking Tirith.

So, to the point of this longwinded, Biden-esque explanation of the death of my hard drive: please, please, please let's start some sort of exquisite corpse/writing group/something. It can be totally casual, and we can do it IRL but also do some sort of email-y thing to include those of you who are lost to geography. I don't care. I really just want to write some new stuff with my friends. 

Okay. Neato. Let me know.

"... a quiet, meticulous waiter who had the sad airs of a man long accustomed to the spectacular demolition of dreams."