Monday, November 24, 2008

Piedra

I finally got to meet Sweetie Pedie! She was born at 12:09 this morning, and she is so beautiful and tiny. Her full name is Piedra Sage Jones, and she is named after the prettiest canyon in Colorado (I suggested Piedra Obama Jones, but I like Sage, too). She is very vocal and makes squawks and sighs to Gretchen nonstop, and Dennis said she sounds like a squeaky toy. She has those tiny fingers and toes that always remind me of a tree frog for some reason. Dennis also said she makes old man faces, because she scrunches her face up like potato. She looks like her parents. Gretchen was on the phone with her sister in Africa, and Dennis was changing her diaper, and Piedra was not happy so she started bawling, and Dennis said, "Well, she is real," and I said, "Yes, she is very real."
You can't see her very well in the pictures — she's just a tiny head poking out of the blankets — but the photos are great anyway (visit their blog soon for updates and more photos; with a professional photographer as a father, Piedra had better get used to having her picture taken). None of us could decide what to do with our glasses, so they're in various states of disarray. My favorite is the one where G is taking off her glasses; she looks like a librarian studying Pedie: 


Meeting Piedra for the first time made me think about the day Emmy was born. I remember the dish of hard candy in my mom's hospital room. My parents have always told me that since I was a C-section baby, I didn't cry at all when I was born. I just looked around at everyone. But not Emmy. Emmy screamed and screamed and screamed, and her head was lopsided, and her face was red and angry. Sometimes my parents still tease her about this. Even though she's cuter than me now, newborn-wise, I'm the winner. 
I remember even earlier than that day, too; I was lying stretched across the coffee table (kids are weird), and my mom was sitting on the floor in front of the fireplace, which was made from big blue bricks and looked like some ice furniture from the White Witch's castle. She told me that I was going to have a baby sister. I don't remember what my reply was, but I remember thinking something like, "WHY?"Also, I remember my dad asking me which name I liked best for the baby: Emmalynn or Emmaline. (My mom was reading Anne of Green Gables). I wanted to name her Lacey, but my input was ignored, because she became Emmalynn. Obviously. In retrospect, I'm glad they didn't let their less-than-three-year-old choose a name, because Lacey is a hideous name, like if I named my daughter Doily or Tea Cozy.
When I was five, we adopted a puppy, and I insisted on naming her Lacey. She slept in a box with blankets, and my dad put a clock in the box so it would sound like her mother's heartbeat. I remember I thought that was so odd, that her mom's heartbeat was folded up with all the cogs and gears of the clock. I pretended Lacey was my baby, and I swaddled her and held her against my chest so she could hear my real, ticking heart, not the strange cogheart.
Whoops, tangent. Anyway, welcome to the world, Baby Jones! Piedra's a lucky girl to be brought into the world by such amazing and loving people. Also, she's lucky to have such brave parents, because I think so much courage and faith brought Dennis and Gretchen together. I'm not just talking about the note Gretchen wrote Dennis, or Dennis moving to Maine, but the fact that they both acknowledged wholeheartedly that they were made for each other. Because that's a terrifying thing to do, to tell someone how you feel, and give them your heart. It's the second scariest thing in the world (after velociraptors). But obviously worth it.  
I love all three of you. And please tell Shelby that Pedie is NOT a squeaky toy.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Muttnik



Muttnik

As she burned, immolated inside Sputnik II, 
Laika barked out warnings to the dogs 
tied up in snowy fields below
whose owners loved furniture more, 
and the dogs raised muzzles to the stars 
with nothing to keep them company 
but the moon overhead and their own long howling.

I'm reading Sputnik Sweetheart, and it reminded me of my ol' friend Laika. I've always thought Roxie looks a bit like Laika. Well, I guess more like the dog who is Laika in that one video. On a side note, I hope the Obamas rescue a shelter dog.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

that's right, touch it, it's called girlface!

Thank you, Slog, for introducing me to the wonders of dubbing over soap opera footage. Deven Green, you're right up there with Brad Neely. 

Sunday, November 9, 2008

gone

RIP hard drive. All of my writing from May 2007 to present is gone, lost to that ephemeral world where I imagine all digitally-trashed files go. I haven't yet decided if I want to pay $300-900 to recover my files (eeew, are you crazy, Mr. Mac Shack guy!?), as all of my music, pictures, and older stories were safely tucked away on Em's external. (Speaking of older stories, why did I write so many poems about giraffes in 2006? Mystery)! 

So I guess the only things *really* gone are my newer stories and poems and that one weird file labeled simply "various" that contained mostly funny pictures/videos/etc I've gleaned from the webs (so long, photos of cats dressed in Harry Potter scarves and videos of singing muppets). 

I cried on Friday in the Mac store when I found out it was all gone. Lesson learned. My new hard drive will be guarded more stringently than Minas Freaking Tirith.

So, to the point of this longwinded, Biden-esque explanation of the death of my hard drive: please, please, please let's start some sort of exquisite corpse/writing group/something. It can be totally casual, and we can do it IRL but also do some sort of email-y thing to include those of you who are lost to geography. I don't care. I really just want to write some new stuff with my friends. 

Okay. Neato. Let me know.

"... a quiet, meticulous waiter who had the sad airs of a man long accustomed to the spectacular demolition of dreams."

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

bat chat

1:12 PM Amber: oh yeah
hey
finger bones
what are they called?
1:13 PM  me: phalanges?
Amber: like feet bones are called metatarsals...
me: oh right
Amber: yeah, I wasn't sure
me: carpals
Amber: i haven't fractured my fingers
just everything else
ooooooooooooh
sweet
yeah
cool
me: *metacarpals
1: 14 PM Amber: okay, neato
META
me: omg, you're so meta
1:15 PM you're so pomo
1:16 PM Amber: oh yeah, totally. i know. it's awesome.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

"I'll keep my cell phone in my apron so we can text each other"

I took a three hour nap on the couch today in my underwear, during which I had weirdo dreams involving waiting tables and Tetris. I just got a brain freeze from eating applesauce too quickly. Now I'm going to put in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (inspired by Neil Gaiman's anecdote last night about Terry Gilliam just popping by for tea while he was working on Mirrormask) and probably pass out cold on the couch again. 

When I'm not feeling like this, I'm glad my routine of couch-sleeping, work, and the innernettes is occasionally peppered with awesomeness, like hearing Gaiman read last night (although I was slightly embarrassed when someone asked if it were true that he's going to write an episode for Doctor Who and I yelled "OH SHIT!"), and The Silver Jews last Sunday, and Sigur Ros a couple weeks ago, and my planned trip home this weekend to see the fall colors and go to the pumpkin patch with my mom and play with my Tamale Mollie listen to dad and Em play the banjo/mando. 

Also, I'm glad Yam-bear and I can connect via texts while we're at work; of course, her apron is undeniably cuter than mine. 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

thanks drew

We love the camera. (We being me and my dogs). Thank you.

Yay! This is us hugging and celebrating the new camera!


Mollie, some berries, and so much happiness. 

She looks just like a spinosaurus in this photo. The new camera is bewitched, I'm certain.

Monday, September 22, 2008

the unruly beloved emu

I haven't posted in a while. I've been busy (kind of. I've also spent a lot of time flâneuring 'bout the town). Et, je suis paresseuse.  A few big things:

Firstly, Four Corners. Aug 29-31. Friday I emceed the late night stage, then overdid it a bit on the partying (Scott ran down the street naked and got the cops called on us; Marykate subsequently yelled "The strippers are here!" when the cops knocked on the door), so Saturday was a little more low-key. Well, until the evening, when I slipped and fell in the mud dancing to the Punch Brothers, emceed the late night stage again, and listened to the jams until 3:30 a.m. Sunday, despite (or perhaps because of) the rain, was the best day: two-stepping with a bit of swing dancing under the tent. That's all that I need to say. For those of you who missed it: come next time! For those who were there: high five! See you next year. I'll be the one with a bottle of Maker's Mark in one hand and a mic in the other (just kidding, I don't drink while I'm working. Complete professional, I am, sir).

Secondly, Dennis and Gretchen are MARRIED! Sept. 6, in Sedona (well, in between Sedona and Flagstaff, I guess). They were married in a sun-filled red canyon, and Emmy and I played in a nearby creek before the ceremony. I've never been hiking in a dress before. "I'd like to introduce you all to Mr. and Mrs. Jones!" 

Thirdly, I moved back to Boulder. Yes, I live here now. My house has a wonderful backyard and two apple trees, and Emmy has named the squirrel who lives outside Winslow. 

Fourthly, the Monolith Festival, Red Rocks, Sept. 13 & 14. I'm surprised I didn't have a seizure from sensory overload. Jumping from the Avett Brothers to Justice in less than six hours takes a finely-tuned mind and surly demeanor (and I posses both). Also, I discovered that sevenish pulls from the Tullamore Dew bottle IN THE CAR before the festival starts may be excessive; verdict's still out on that one.

So, I apologize for ignoring this little bloggy. Sorry for being a bad mom, bloggy. But to the approximately 2.5 people who read this blog, rejoice! For the first time since, well, since Paris, I've been writing (non-work writing, that is). It's just a bunch of little fragments right now, worthy of papier maché projects, at best. But still, I'll put in a concerted effort to post here more regularly. Surprisingly, chugging two mugs of coffee (like literal, desperate, throat-scalding chugging) and driving nonstop to Flagstaff for the wedding provided me with a lot of writing material. For example: a giant, bloated, dead white cow on the side of the road that Sean mistook for a polar bear. Priceless.

In the meantime, a poem I really love: the unruly beloved emu. Are you the reverse stork of gorgeousness?

Monday, September 1, 2008

gently furious nostalgia: two old poems


from spring 2007

phoenix IV (diagnosis)


The summer my sister came home from Sun Valley
Good Samaritan, I rooted out all the nail polish
bottles in our house and threw them away. I had heard
polish stopped sticking to fingernails after
sickness. I did not want her to see paint slip from her
fingers like fat, garish banana leaves. It was the summer of
120 degrees heat, of oven mitts worn in cars to grip
scorched steering wheels. Potted spider plants became
spindly starfish; cactus wrens haunted streets at night,
searching for glasses of chalky lemon water left on porches.
It was also the summer I learned all bodies held secrets:
my sister’s ribboned through her lymph until the
flues blocked and she was drained of her
waters like the city. After sitting in a patch of
withered dandelions, I saw the yellow streaks on
my thighs and thought I had jaundiced like her,
thought Here it comes. Yet there was no way for me
to understand. I could only twist the sprinkler and watch
the globed water net her small frame in the grass.
Outside the borders of her frayed blue bathing suit,
I watched the pale parentheses in her armpits, delineating
places where her body did itself harm. Stitches
shone like train tracks through the channels of her
groin as she crossed the dry husk of our lawn.


Upon Viewing the First Giant Squid Caught on Video

I anticipated this. Before you existed
in the world, I often envisioned your curved beak,
plump tentacles in the green sea, eyes Frisbee-big.
The largest eyes of any animal on the planet.

Glutted with books, I knew your red skin,
the secret barbs in your suckers
to catch and rip fish. I knew you well.
But old friend, to watch you die
after putting up quite a fight — to see you

caught on hooks, the thin brown
cellulose of film where you cannot
escape, where you will struggle
on the knife-grey water
causing the injuries that killed you —

I did not know this, the limp body slide
of a baby by giant squid standards,
never saw froth and pulp on pale eyes,
dead limbs animated, dancing with waves.

You should not have died. But we wanted
you here with us, not in your home
where we cannot see you, where sunlight
never reaches. I am sorry, but please understand:

We know nothing of you, except the
broken plank dreams left in your wake,
and that one day we will all swim forever
across the terrible water toward your brothers.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008